Will Purchase of Silly Boys Jeeps R 4 Girls Receiver Cover Lead to Additional Unnecessary Purchases

Question:

If I slap this hitch cover on my ride will I suddenly feel the urge to kit out my Jeep with a snorkel and roll cage, even though the wildest terrain I tackle is the speed bump at the middle school parking lot?

asked by: Chris J

Expert Reply:

Absolutely. If you add the # KD567H to your Jeep you will also be compelled to buy monogrammed seat covers, a matching keychain, and fill the cab with rubber ducks. Don't forget a lift kit to handle those speed bumps. Everyone knows a true Jeep is not just a vehicle, it is an accessory to your lifestyle.

I have added a quick sketch I made below so you know what to expect.

expert reply by: Robin H